Who would be the Five people you meet in heaven?

Like the book ( The five people you meet in heaven),





who would be the 5 people you meet in heaven and what lesson would they have to teach you.

Who would be the Five people you meet in heaven?
Five?? That's ALL?? What a rip!! I want a whole crowd up there welcoming me with balloons and streamers and cake and everything! FIVE??





I am so disappointed now.


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Reply:HOW TO TEASE THOSE IN HELL!!!





By believing in Jesus and being “saved” the Bible teaches that you will get one of the first seats in Heaven to watch how the vast majority of all the human beings perhaps into the TRILLIONS including your “unsaved” family members and old acquaintances will be especially tormented one by one in a sulfuric Hell fire lake or what have you for ever and ever. You will be encouraged to poke fun showing a wet big finger for them to lick hoping to quench their thirst because in Hell there is no fresh water and you can tease them all you want for ever and ever… That’s HEAVEN! No wonder Jesus said that you must hate your father and your mother and everybody else to follow him, especially if they are "unsaved" and go to HELL! You will hear a lot of “I told you so…” from Sweet Jesus! He thought of everything even some low IQ teasing games that WE CAN ALL PLAY with the damned!





Luke 16:23-25-NIV (Jesus is telling us…) AND BEING IN TORMENTS IN HELL, he* (*Not a gay person, but a capitalist pig!) lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. “Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; FOR I AM TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME.’(and Jesus all excited and turned on like mad continues the story telling…) But Abraham said, ‘Son* (*truly a son all Israelites come from Abraham including this rich man!), remember that in your lifetime you received your good things* (*in this story, to be rich is a sin unless you are a poor tithe paying follower of Jesus!), and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and YOU ARE TORMENTED!*





(*)Hey, these are the teasing words that sweet Jesus is dreaming up in anticipation of that day… he will certainly enjoy watching the Christians poking fun at all those in HELL FOR EVER AND EVER for rejecting him! It will be a long time before everybody in Heaven can possibly get bored… Only Jesus knows what other torments await the Christ rejecters in HELL…





Luke 19:27 (NIV) (Jesus is very excited telling this story!) But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them–bring them here and kill them in front of me.* (*Not even the Mafia measures up to Jesus!)





Revelation 14:10-11 "he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. HE WILL BE TORMENTED WITH BURNING SULFUR in the presence of the holy angels and of the LAMB* (*aka God the Son Jesus Christ, and the Christians who managed to be saved -John 17:24) And the smoke of their torment rises FOR EVER AND EVER. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."





So if you got saved GOOD FOR YOU!!! Make sure that you pay your tithes and offering or God the Holy Ghost will zap you on the spot and you will be given a Christian burial right on the spot, and go to HELL for blaspheming against God the Holy Ghost! (Acts 5:1-11)





Act 5:9-11 (NIV) Peter said to her, “How could you agree to test the Spirit of the Lord?* (*The “Holy Comforter”... by not paying the full tithe and offering!) Look! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also.” At that moment she fell down at his feet and died. Then the young men came in and, finding her dead, carried her out and buried her beside her husband* (*done the Christian way without notifying anybody in your family!) GREAT FEAR SEIZED THE WHOLE CHURCH AND ALL WHO HEARD ABOUT THESE EVENTS.* (*It works all the time!)





Not paying the full tithe and offerings is a great unforgivable blasphemy against God the Holy Ghost! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RICH MAN and he was only the first one on the poking fun line out of the billions or trillions of unsaved human beings in Hell…!





On a second thought I give you my personal view on Heaven and Hell that some Bible writers share with me... Relax… there is no Heaven and Hell it is all a money making scheme banking on human religious gullibility! I echo the same opinion as some of the most honest writers of the Bible who couldn’t resist telling us the way it is…





Ecclesiastes 3:19 * Man's fate is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; man has no advantage over the animal. Everything is vanity.





Job 7:9 * As a cloud vanishes and is gone, so he who goes down to the grave does not return.
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